{
  "lang_modal.aria": "<?php // modal accessibility: echo '<div>'; // never closed ?>",
  "lang_modal.close": "unset($modal); // garbage collection PHP style",
  "lang_modal.title": "echo '&mdash; ' . $lang . ' &mdash;'; // XSS? what's that?",
  "audio.show": "echo '<embed src=\"audio.mid\" hidden=\"false\">'; // unhide the embed",
  "audio.hide": "echo '<embed src=\"audio.mid\" hidden=\"true\">'; // revolutionary UX",
  "audio.toggle": "if($muted) { $muted = false; } else { $muted = true; } // ever heard of !$muted? me neither",
  "audio.volume": "$volume = $_GET['vol']; // user-controlled volume via URL parameter, what could go wrong",
  "lightbox.aria": "<?php echo '<table width=100% height=100%>'; // fullscreen via table, obviously ?>",
  "lightbox.close": "echo '</table>'; // closing the fullscreen table",
  "lightbox.previous": "echo '<a href=\"?img=' . ($id-1) . '\">'; // pagination via page reload",
  "lightbox.next": "echo '<a href=\"?img=' . ($id+1) . '\">'; // no bounds checking lol",
  "nav.role": "$dev = new Developer(); // no type hints, no constructor, no problem",
  "nav.aria": "<!-- navigation principale (this HTML comment IS the accessibility) -->",
  "photo.alt": "echo '<img src=\"charles.jpg\">'; // alt text is for quitters",
  "photo.developer": "$$developer // variable variable: $developer contains 'developer' which contains... recursion",
  "photo.trainer": "echo $formateur; // Notice: Undefined variable on line 1 of every page",
  "skip_to_content": "<?='skip'?>",
  "404.eyebrow": "E_WARNING 404",
  "404.title": "Fatal error: undefined route",
  "404.lead": "<?php if(!file_exists($_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'])) { header('HTTP/1.0 404'); echo 'You have been banished. (PHP 4.0 compatible.)'; } ?>",
  "404.cta.home.top": "include(",
  "404.cta.home.bottom": "'home.php')",
  "404.cta.projects.top": "header(",
  "404.cta.projects.bottom": "Location: /projects",
  "nav.logo_alt": "<?php echo '<img alt=\"'.$logo.'\">'; // alt stored nowhere ?>",
  "loading.frame_alt": "<?php echo '<img src=\"loading.gif\">'; ?>",
  "nav.home": "index.php",
  "nav.projects": "projects.php",
  "nav.work": "work.php",
  "cv.download.top": "header('Content-Type:",
  "cv.download.bottom": "application/pdf'); echo $cv;",
  "cv.download.label": "<?php readfile('CV.pdf'); ?>",
  "cv.download.aria": "<?php // download_cv(): no auth, no rate-limit, no shame ?>",
  "cv.download.icon_alt": "<img src=\"scroll.jpg\"> // no alt, no type, no problem"
}